I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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