is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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