I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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