i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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