Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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