Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
All the doctor said was why
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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