I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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