Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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