i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
only if we run a train.
done.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize