he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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