You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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