oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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