Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
True strength comes from lack of pants
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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