how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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