Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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