i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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