Non-Jews are for practice
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
