I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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