Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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