she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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