he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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