I didn't shave. On purpose
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just pee around me
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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