sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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