youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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