what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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