So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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