just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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