ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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