Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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