I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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