the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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