"it" just moved
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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