Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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