Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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