Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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