In America we eat man semen.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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