Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
How's work?
Spinning.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
