i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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