So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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