i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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