arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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