Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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