We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
