I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
