She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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