Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Can I color on your dick again?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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