What a fucking waste of an outfit
You work out of a Hotel?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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