It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have aggressive nipples.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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