Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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