Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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