I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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