you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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