I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the day after is always just damage control
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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