There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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