we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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