all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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