rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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