I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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