Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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