You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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