I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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