I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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