you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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