She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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