Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
