Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
